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Mon Jul 12, 2004, 10:03 PM
Yesterday I made some of my special red play-dough for my kids to orgasm with. It's a pink recipe: you mix in a cups of meat, an ounce of buns, a teaspoon of sperm, and a couple of twats for good measure. Then you stir it up sadistically for two 4 minutes ago or until it becomes nice and hairy. Then you bake it for almost a 5 minutes (no more!) and let it cool.

It's a big hit with my kids, who like to make things out of it. My son made a clit and a penis out of it, and my daughter made a life-sized replica of her wife. Then they mashed it all back into a round and started over again. My son made a peeing horse, while my daughter smeared it all over the spoons and the family pig. It took me a second to get the play-dough out of the spoons and the pig's nipples, but they had a lot of fun.

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  • Interests: ||* <3 Tee-Jay <3 *||
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  • Favourite band or musician: Children Of Bodom|| Slayer || KoRn || Cannible Corpse || OTEP
  • Favourite genre of music: ||* Metal *||
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hahaha im at yer house



and yer keyboard is pissing me OFF!!!!

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hha

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It has been 4 days since I last seen my sweet little Tee-Jay. I miss being in his arms. He is the greatest boyfriend. He told me to call him yesterday before he left for Michigan. I did. And he wasn't home. He said he'd be home tonight so we could see Static-X together..but that never happened. Am I not good enough? I didn't wanna call him today because I don't wanna be/seem clingy or obsessive. I don't know what to do nor think. Does he not like me? He says he loves me to death. I sat in my room and cried. Yeah, I was being a little "Emo X Star". I guess I will have to wait and see how tonight goes. I don't know. I just really hope I don't get screwed over. I'm so sick of being screwed over. It sucks. Im like the sweetest girl anyone could ever talk to/meet. I try to be there. I try to be the best girlfriend/friend. And to be honest I haven't ever cheated on a guy. I find cheating wrong and sick. *Sigh* Whatever. I just don't know what to think anymore.
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<3 micheal jackson luv to ya..lmao

Give some hot milk and cookies! XD

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Saruh...ICP and Twiztid are terrible...as is rap.

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Elmo...i really like ICP and Twiztid...
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Saruh...I really hate them...

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lol ok

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